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*My Mother Taught Me…*
*1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."*
*2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."*
*3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"*
*4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."*
*5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."*
*6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."*
*7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."*
*8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."*
*9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"*
*10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that veggies are gone."*
*11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."*
*12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"*
*13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."*
*14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"*
*15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."*
*16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."*
*17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"*
*18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."*
*19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"*
*20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."*
*21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."*
*22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."*
*23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"*
*24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."*
*25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"*
*To All Our Wonderful Mothers - HAPPY AND BLESSED MOTHER'S DAY*
💐🌹🌷💐🌹🌷💐🌹🌷
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*1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."*
*2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."*
*3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"*
*4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."*
*5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."*
*6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."*
*7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."*
*8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."*
*9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"*
*10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that veggies are gone."*
*11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."*
*12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"*
*13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."*
*14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"*
*15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."*
*16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."*
*17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"*
*18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."*
*19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"*
*20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."*
*21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."*
*22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."*
*23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"*
*24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."*
*25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"*
*To All Our Wonderful Mothers - HAPPY AND BLESSED MOTHER'S DAY*
💐🌹🌷💐🌹🌷💐🌹🌷
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